Friday, April 3, 2009

AprilFool?

This is a story on 31st March 2009..

My hubby left the house by 9.00pm. The pick up arrived just on time, credits to Airport Cab (The baby green color cab) , they give better service compared to those classic MAS vans. Right after I shut the door, I started thinking of going somewhere with Maznita,the young, energetic n kecoh friend at school. Well, I just love going out whenever my hubby is not around, huhu...I need to kill my time and hanging out with friends are definitely COOL! But, I was stucked in front on TV watching Siaran Langsung from TV1..Well, I do watch this kind of programme to brush up my debating skill..haha, poyo..I'm not a debater by the way.It helps you in Ujian Lisan Berasaskan Sekolah (ULBS) u knoe...so teacher again!

When I was so into the talk, I heard my pink mobile rang!And as I expected, it was my hubby and I was expecting the usual thingy like "hey, you take care" or "I'm going off now, love u much". But, not this time! It was. "Hey, I left my ID and I need that..can you like go n pick whatever tag u can see and send it to me and I have 30 minutes before departure!"R u nuts?30 minutes! N notice that I'm staying in Bandar Seri Putra, n I only drive a Waja not a CLS350..haha..Actually, nothing big deal pon..30 minit tu biasa je nak g KLIA from Bandar Seri Putra!Haha...selalu jer buat..saje bikin kecoh here..and credits to my driving skill!I managed to hand in the ID to my hubby n he ran to the departure hall, no flight delay!He's a company man!He loves MAS so much!!!!erk...me too..heheh



Reached home by 11.30pm and saw my neighbour had just arrived too..Ape lagi, gossiping time la!Ahli mesyuarat pagar kitorang nie, I can turn to be so cik kiah sometimes!We talked n talked until it was 12.30midnite that made we decided to end it up. I was bout to climb the stairs when my pink mobile rang the Cuma Dia by Sonar!(The Sonar singer is my ex-schoolmate btw)n Rohani(the neighbour a.k.a ahli mesyuarat pagar) sounded so trembling. "Seri, I need to go 2 ur place!Something is not right here in my house". Without questioning, I opened the door and she jumped into my house..


So what is it?(Expecting she said she saw a ghost or something like that..)

I saw the ceiling moved...

so?

There might be a thief in my house, n I'm afraid he's still there..

Hey,you mean its dislocated?n how bad it is?

Not that big la..

I suppose it's tilted?

Yeah...tilted..

Angin kot..

Hey, tak mungkin angin..

Tikus?

What,u r saying my house got tikus?

Not necessary ur house la..umah org sebelah ke..(Umah I la tu, huhu..)

Hey Seri, do u have a broom or a long stick?

Sure I do..wat for?

I wanted to see whether it needs a lot of effort to move the thing..well, since u expect it caused by angin je..

Ok..(Rohani got the broom and she tried to push the ceiling..n of course it moved easily!

Hey Seri, it couldnt be angin,,there must be somebody to put an effort to move it!N what if he's still there..the worse thing is that he can get into ur house also!!!!

Hey, don't u say that!!!

What to do now?

Call Kak Ani..(another neighbour..)

If I call her, then the husband might wants to check, n oh no!He's goin upstairs and will see all the mess upthere!!Malu la I..

Mm, x pe..jomla kita g kemas dulu sebelum tepon dia..

You nie gile ke?mcm mana kalau ada pencuri tu kat atas bumbung tu??

A'ah kan...


We then dial 999...Hari Ini Dlm Sejarah..I had never dial this no before.Never in life..

After some trouble that we faced, talking to d operator, n they kept on saying u have to call 103 to get Balai Polis Bandar Seri Putra no...huhu...not efficient!finally by 2am a patrolcar arrived in front of my house..Nasib baik tak pasang siren, kalau tak kecoh satu Bandar Seri Putra.



Two midle aged policeman got out of the car n said, "Ada apa nie cik.."

I let my neighbour do the talking n lead the policemen into her house..

Boleh masuk je ke?

Masuk je la, kitakan ramai nie..

Tak bahaya ke?

saya tembak la nanti kalau ada..(mcm best la pulak kalau ada adengan tembak menembak)



I saw his M16, wah!sangat GERAK KHAS!n I started to think of snapping sum pics, but I was afraid he might be angry..so I dare not to..Next, he started to investigate the downstairs 1st, then we went upstairs..N when I saw the tilted ceiling, I was 110% sure it was caused by the wind!(Buang tenaga dan buah fikiran je Rohani nie!) But the police tried to satisfy my over risau neighbour.. I then helped my neighbour to take out the study table from her master bedroom in order to let the policeman to see whatever was there on top of the ceiling.



Cik,tak de ape2..tak de kesan pun tapak kaki ke, tapak tangan ke..cubaan memanjat ke..blablabla..

Ye ke?What if pencuri tu pakai tali? Mana tau dia gi umah sebelah ke?

Cik, mana boleh pegi umah sebelah..tembok nie sampai atas!

Oh ye ke..baru tau..rumah dulu2 boleh link kan??!!

Rumah skang nie tak boleh dah..

Kami balik dulu ye..



Fuh!I felt so relieve..my neighbour was still wondering, she decided to sleep at my house that night. The very nxt morning, the moment we opened up our eyes, we started to think

"kelakar kan?what have we been through?Macam polis tu akan ketawakan kita tak?Betul ke tindakan kita tuh?"

Whatever it is, my neighbour did not want to go to office that day..she applied for a leave..haha, cuti membina semangat yang hilang kot..



I left house by 11.30 going to school and received a call from the Afternoon Supervisor, Pn Ng Sie Fong. She told me that I would be observed by Jemaah Nazir Persekutuan during my first perioud, Science Form 1 C3.Gosh,I'l be dead meat!!My lesson plan wasnt ready yet!!And I was at Nu'della HQ by that time to pick some skincare ordered by my fren at school, Pn Azura. Along the way from BBBangi to Cyberjaya, I kept on praying so that I'l be escaped, haha..I do not have any problems with the teaching part, insya Allah I'll do well in every observation..It was just that I havent prepared my lesson plan yet!(This is my WEAKNESS!)After 7 years teaching, I'm still facing the problems with my Lesson Plan..I wud alwez have a lesson report n not a lesson plan, haha..get what I mean?



The NAZIR was in the lab already by the time I reach Makmal Fizik 2. And I was sitting there at the Lab Assistant Table shimmering n trying hard to write at least few lines for my lesson.The bell rang!The students were lining outside of the lab. Few seconds later, surpisingly the Nazirs (one man and one lady) went out the lab door and just passed by..telling that they wanted to observe Maths teacher in the afternoon sessions since they already had observed 3 Science Teacher in the morning session..Fuh!Allah had answer my prayer!Yeah...He is always there!!!Alhamdulillah..and that afternoon,I was so relax teaching my students on how to prepare an onion epidermal slide and how to observe it under a microscope..haha, its more comfortable teaching without having those Nazirs or any people to "cerap" you..



That evening my neighbour sms me..



I had just realize that the insident happened on 1st April..haha..


And when I wrote the lesson plan/ lesson report that day..I looked at the date..haha..



what a co-incidence..it was Aprilfool!


Moral of the story(s):

1.Always keep your house neat and tidy.

2.Always have your lesson plan prepared.

3.Ladies, make sure you know how to drive!

Till then.

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